Welcome to the Random News Press! We are a light, satirical organization that strives to be comedy and humorize on highly improbable situations! We are probably the unofficial comedy sidekick you’ve never actually imagined runs a newspaper, but here we are. The world is just too mundane, too sensible, to boring to not consider doing something! That is why we founded the Random News Press. So hello world, and we extend our sincerest welcome from the Random News Press!