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Over an unspecified amount of time, there have been upwards of ten groundhog sightings in Elena’s yard! These hairy fellas are no nuisance,

In a bus, Sofia was just arriving to the city for a tour of New York! It was not very

Hi! As of now we will be adding more to the webpage and adding the old articles to this website!

While in Maine this past week, Sofia’s father sat down to have his evening tea in their Airbnb. He looked

One time on December 16th, yesterday, when Elena sat at lunch, a boy at her table got up and said

The Random News Press officially has its own website!!! My name is Sofia. I’m co-founder of The Random News Press

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