Dear reader, it may or not concern you that the two editors of this page had composed a list of . . . something. Though the contents are something, and the personalities of the editors are also something else, the editors thought that it would not hurt to publish an excerpt*
Bank of Ideas
for The Random News Press
- The time I (Sofi) got lost on the stairs in NYC.
- A did you know article about the fact that we went to the moon before suitcases had wheels, with connotation from Elena about the practicality of dissecting them.
- The fact that I, Sofi, didn’t know what chic meant.
- I, Sofi, managed to wash a whole pinecone, and a marble in the washing machine! This can be a continuation of the Bottles At Full Throttle article.
- Something about the pony-tail palm that we never actually wrote about, even though we gave it a full interview (YESSSSSSSSS) .
- Include Witness to Weirdness Protection in an article again.
- Maybe an article from the perspective of and about how it feels to be an inanimate object. Perhaps a piece of clothing, perhaps some silverware.
- A complete list of the random idea directory
- Learning about the true number of blankets Elena always uses in bed
- Categorizing Cat Caused Incidents (CCI) into groupings based on what happened, why, and where.
- A record of all the groundhog sightings in Elena’s yard, including an exclusive shot of the groundhog Joseph Norman Phassegoosie.
- A commentary by Elena about the perks of having an alarming enough sneeze to make Sofi turn her way while in a practice room together despite not turning her head during the cough and yawn. 🤣
- Publish this list as a special issue.
* The whole thing.