Hi! My name is Elena , and I am 13. I co – founded the “Random News Press”. I
play the violin in the JYO (JOMP [Joy of Music Program] Youth Orchestra) , and
spend my free time daydreaming. I enjoy writing and composing along with Sofia
Hernandez-Williams. I have formerly played in the BYSO PE and YPSO orchestras
respectively, and now devote most of my non – violin oriented time to writing
humorously for the Random News Press. I also do enjoy annoying Sofie by being
elusive in distributing information too, especially in the all time quote of “TELL ME
HOW YOUR FRIDGE IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!” from Sofie that only existed because of sheer
desperation after 30 minutes of “Huh?” “What?” And “You tell me” from me. I also
coined the quote of “Tables are for people who feel that they are sensible
enough, and dumb enough to use them in a time when they could drastically
overcomplicate things to make it seem impossible”. And the other lesser known
quote of “If it exists I shall do it, but if it doesn’t exist then the contra bassoon is
what I shall do assuming that you have 28 chickens and enough free time to build
a skyscraper, but then if you do not I will NOT SETTLE FOR MEDIOCRACY after all
I strive to be as impossible as that one incident with the garden rake and the tree.”
And the final quote about Sofie, “You strive to be as impossible as the time the
garden rake did go through the tree and the cow did go into the school.” The last
impossible trait I have found is your sheer unconformist, distracting, unusual, and chaotic
use of the word ‘mountain’”. I also do cat exercising in my free time.